Arnold GlasowThinkers

Applause is the only appreciated interruption.

Conceit is the quicksand of success.

A Consultant is someone who can save his client almost enough to pay his fee.

Deficit is what you have after paying your taxes.

Enthusiasm is energy that boils over and runs down the side of the pot.

Fear is the lengthened shadow of ignorance.

A Friend is one who never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Inflation is prosperity with high blood pressure.

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Patriotism is collective responsibility.