Arthur BaerThinkers

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

Fiscal responsibility is living within your means, even if you have to borrow the money to do it with.

Gambling is like liquor: you can make it illegal, but you cannot make it unpopular.

Garlic there is no such thing as a little of.

History is petrified imagination.

A Neighbor is good who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

A Newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A Plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

A Soupçon is a pinch of something that's always added, but never subtracted.