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Aerobics is a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.

A Bachelor is the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

Backpacking is an extended form of hiking in which people carry double the amount of gear they need for half the distance they planned to go in twice the time it should take.

A Beard grows on you.

Breast milk is the gift that keeps on giving.

Eating is not the solution if hunger is not the problem.

Home cooking is where many a man thinks his wife is.

Horse sense is stable thinking.

A Mistress is something between a mister and a mattress.

A Poem is a word with smooth edges.