Australia

gambling

is a place where to live permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother.

is an outdoor country. People go indoors only to use the toilet and that's a recent development.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

is always a bad idea. If you could buy money, they would sell it at the shop down the road.

Never bet odds-on. If you could buy money, they would sell it at the shop down the road.

is a country of 30,000 million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

a country of 30,000 million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.