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America is a country where there is nothing wrong with it that cannot be cured by what is right with it.

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Politics is something for people who are too ugly to get into show business.

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The Presidency is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.

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Statistics is out of touch with reality. If there are three hunters and the first shoots 10 feet to the left, and the second shoots 10 feet to the left, then the third person can jump up and down yelling, 'We got him! We got him!'.

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The White House is either the finest public housing in America or the crown jewel of the federal prison system.