Bill CosbyThinkers

Advertising is, first and foremost, about avoiding the concrete promise and cultivating the delightfully vague.

The Child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.

The Child is a beloved source of dirty laundry and ceaseless noise.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

The Human being is the only creature on earth that allow their children to come back home.

The Parent is not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet.

Parenting is not a striving after justice - it's a striving after quiet.

Prejudice is a logic that operates likes this: if a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.

Senility is odd in that, when you become senile, you won't know it.

Tennis is a game in which the serve was invented so that the net could play.