Bill HicksThinkers

Addiction would be a lot easier to kick if one knew one wouldn't become one of those non-smokers.

Capital punishment is that without which there'd be no Easter.

Christianity is based on the notion that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love.

Comedy is about being able to say 'wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

The Cross is an odd thing for Christians to wear around their necks. When Jesus comes back it's doubtful he'll wants to see the thing; it's like going up up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

Man (human) is a virus with shoes.

Politics is, in America, such that there is one political party and that is the business party.

Pornography is a term which - if we apply the supreme court's definition that it is "any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts" - can easily be applied to almost every commercial on T.

Quitting smoking would be a lot easier if one knew one wouldn't become one of those non-smokers.