Bill Maher
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America is like a dog... it cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can't actually explain issues to a dog.
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Atheism is a problematic term because it mirrors the certitude of religion. In truth, none of us know, and rather than turn to silly stories and ancient myths, it is better for us to man up and say we don't know.
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Atheism is precisely not religion as defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power.
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The Bible is, for most Christians, like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.
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The Book of Job is all about job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, I can't take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.
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Condescension is very difficult to avoid when you're explaining something to an idiot.