Billy WilderThinkers

The Audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark is critical genius.

Comedy is the only possible wat to tell the truth — If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.

The Director is best when you don't see him.

France is a country where the money falls apart in your hands and you can't tear the toilet paper.

Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.

Marilyn Monroe is a woman with breasts like granite and a brain like Swiss cheese.

A Psychiatrist is a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant ... and a bastard.

Television is a twenty-one-inch prison.

Truth-telling is only possible via comedy — If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.