Brendan BehanThinkers

Ambition is a way of working yourself to death to live better.

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives.

The Author's first duty is to let down his country.

The Bagpipes is an awful instrument — The best that can be said for it is that it doesn't smell, too.

Blasphemy is the comic verse of belief.

A Businessman is just a crook with an office.

A Canadian is a man who leaves culture to his wife.

The City is a place where you're least likely to get a bite from a wild sheep.

The Critic is like a eunuch in a harem... they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

A Crook is a businessman without a shop.

A Crook is just a businessman without an office.