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An Author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
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A Diet is the tedious illness of maintaining health by stringently managing what you consume.
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The Frenchman is a man whose character is composed of the qualities of the monkey and the sleeping dog.
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Friendship is a contract whereby we undertake to do small favors for someone, so he may do for us bigger ones in return.
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The Funeral is deserving of being banned — we should weep for men at their birth, not at their death.
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God is a mirror-image of man, who invented him--- if triangles invented a god, they would make him three-sided.
