Chaz BufeThinkers

Ambition is the desire to tread on others.

The Artist is one to whom it is unwise to lend money.

Capitalism is humanity's greatest achievement in the field of economics, capitalism ensures the common wellbeing by pitting one against all in a life-or-death struggle for economic survival.

The Cat is a small furry animal with human servants.

A Cynic is one who invariably ascribes the worst possible motives to the actions of other human beings. Synonym: "Realist."

Divorce is escape from the frying pan of social and sexual bondage into the fire of dire economic need.

A Dog is a slavish, groveling, sometimes vicious, often filthy animal embodying the most widely emulated American character traits.

Drugs is the cause of all of our social problems, not to be confused with harmless substances such as Tobacco and Alcohol.

Drunkenness is a temporary but popular cure for Catholicism.

The Eel is a slimy, cold-blooded, snake-like creature which has provided inspiration to entire generations of district attorneys.