drunkard

happiness

is a man who believes that from birth to death, the road is very short, but zigzagging, one can make it longer.

A drunkard said, "From birth to death, the road is very short. Zigzagging, I can make it longer."

is relative --- if everybody was happy, then nobody would be happy anymore.

If everybody was happy, then nobody would be happy anymore.

is the profession of expressing, in concise formulas, stupid ideas.

Being a philosopher consists of expressing, in concise formulas, stupid ideas.