attraction

marriage

 always exhausts itself. No matter how hot a girl is, there's always someone who's tired of fucking her.

No matter how hot a girl is, there's always someone who's tired of fucking her.

is made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

is the ability to understand that one is the joke oneself.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Fadiman