Colin BowlesThinkers

The Absolute is the limit of our conceptions.

Absolute truth does not shift under pressure.

An Accent is something other people have.

Accountant is someone who can put two and two together to make a living.

Adultery is doing the right thing with the wrong person.

Advice is something we test out on others to see if it really works.

An Agnostic is a person who only prays as a last resort.

Anticlimax is when life tickles our nose but we are unable to sneeze.

A Censor is someone who chews our meat for us and decides what we should spit out.

Christmas is the celebration of consumer gullibility by the mass producers.