accordion

skiing

is an instrument where, however musically capable they may be, one needs to make sure not to fail in the 'making bizarre facial expressions' part.

I took accordion lessons once. My musical abilities were fine, but I flunked the 'making bizarre facial expressions' part.

is an outrageous expense chen you consider you can just stick your face in the freezer and fall down on the kitchen floor.

I say, why pay outrageous prices for ski trips when I can just stick my face in the freezer and fall down on the kitchen floor.