Cy DeBoerThinkers

Aluminum is a precious metal to men who drink beer by the six pack.

Bigamy is the original time share concept.

Cosmetics is the only reason to look in the mirror in the morning.

An Expert is the man you're seated next to at a dinner party.

Gossip is a second language for women.

The Janitor is a paid housewife.

A Veil is cheap alternative to cosmetic surgery.

The Xylophone is instrument developed at the request of Daniel Webster so there would be a word beginning with X in his dictionary.

A Yacht is boat with an attitude.

The Zealot is a woman who irons her husband's socks.