Dan BennettThinkers

Argument is the longest distance between two points of view.

Gambling is not always bad for you — One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.

Gardening is healthy gambling — One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.

Gossip is a person who creates the smoke in which other people assume there's fire.

Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

Repartee is what a person thinks of after he becomes a departee.

A Taxi is a vehicle that always seems to dissolve in the rain.