child

conservative

is what makes one a parent; two make one a referee.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

is someone who demands a square deal for the rich.

 is committed by the lower class and punished by the upper class.

is staying awake all night with a sick child-or a healthy adult.

Love is staying awake all night with a sick child-or a healthy adult.

is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. David Frost