being drunk

drinking and driving

is relative. One is not truly drunk if one can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

is unwise --- if you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

is to be pittied --- people who don't drink wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.