Denis LearyThinkers

America is a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one fucking bullet.

Crack (drug) is no good — never do a drug named after a part of your own ass.

New York City is the most exciting place in the world to live. There are so many ways to die here.

Racism is not born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

Schnapps is the crack of alcohol.