Dennis MillerThinkers

Alabama is Darwin's waiting room... there are guys there who are their own father.

The American is so busy his day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

Body piercing is a powerful. compelling visual statement that says, 'Gee, in today's competitive job market, what can I do to make myself less employable?.'

The Confederate flag is just an historical symbol in the same way the swastika is just a plus sign doing cartwheels.

The Coroner is one with the easiest job, surgery on dead people where the worst thing that could happen is you get a pulse.

Ego is the ugly little troll that lives underneath the bridge between your mind and your heart.

Faith is the voice in the back of your head that tells you to listen to the voice in the back of your head.

George W. Bush is a man who surrounded himself with smart people the way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut.

Political correctness is inverted mccarthyism.