Doug LarsonThinkers

An Alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

The Child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

The Closet is a place for hanging things after you run out of doorknobs.

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.

Democracy is a system that gives voters the chance to elect rascals of their own choosing.

Elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

A Friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

Hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

An Indian summer is a spell of beautiful weather brought on by putting away warm-weather clothing.