Earl WilsonThinkers

A Bachelor is a guy who leans toward women . . . but not far enough to lose his balance.

Baseball is simply a nervous breakdown in innings.

A Baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Celebrity is about becoming famous enough to be recognized and then going around in dark glasses so no one will know who one is.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Father's Day is a race to get a gift that always ends in a tie.

Gossip is to hear something you like about someone you don't.

Home is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Horse racing is a bad investment, for no horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.