Ed HoweThinkers

60 (age) is an age after which a man's mischief is mainly in his head

Baldness is a condition that a man usually suffers from for four or five years before he knows it.

Divorce is nothing to be ashamed about — It's no disgrace for a woman to make a mistake in marrying; every woman does it

The Fault is abundant in all men — If you could see all a man's weak points, you'd think he had the measles

Giving credit is to be done with caution — in giving the devil his due, you are liable to give yourself away

Government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers and tax those who behave, doing little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.

The Government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers and tax those who behave

A Husband's extraordinary patience his wife has never seen when she has never seen him fishing.

A Pie tastes better the worse it is for you.

Receiving is a burden when excessive — Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time

A Reform is mostly just publicity for the evil it hopes to reform