Edgar A. Shoaff
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advertising, n.
Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half-truths.
cynic, n.
A Cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
immortality, n.
Immortality is a fate worse than death.
skeptic, n.
A Skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
Edgar A. Shoaff