cherry cobbler

housework

is the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it.

is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em.

celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em.

is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.

Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.

 makes fair false promises which summer is called upon to keep.

Spring ... made fair false promises which summer was called upon to keep.

is called upon to keep spring's false promises.