Edward AbbeyThinkers

American football is a game for trained apes, retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms, and the only thing more debased is the surrounding mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on.

American football is a sport in which one team wins, one team loses, or they tie, who cares.

Anger implies love. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing.

The Author is an imaginary person who writes real books.

Cancer 1s 2deology is growth for the sake of growth.

Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand while culture is the soviet tank that guns him down.

Coffee is what our culture runs on, along with gasoline; the first often tasting like the second.

The Cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat.

God is a sound people make when they're too tired to think anymore.

Grass will prevail, though concrete is heavy and iron is hard.

Humility is a virtue when you have no other.