Elayne BooslerThinkers

Bachelorhood is a sort of stain. Sometimes it's easier to tell people you are divorced so they won't think something's wrong with you.

Comedy is taken up in America because we don't have bullfighting.

Depression is different for women and men. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Dieting is a practice that becomes so compulsive in some people that they weigh themselves after they cough.