Ellen DeGeneresThinkers

Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of life, even if it means hurting your eyes.

Let there be light is an odd phrase. When God said, 'Let there be light!', there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

The Penguin is an animal that mates for life. Given that they all look alike this is not all that surprising. It's not like they're going to meet a better-looking penguin someday.