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Marriage is without guarantee. If guarantee is what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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Parenting is difficult — One thing they never tell you is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

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Sports is often dangerous — Never participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.