Fran LebowitzThinkers

Amnesia is a condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

The Animal is food. Many people's favorite animal is steak.

Capitalism is a system which, in the Soviet Union, triumphed over communism while in the United States, it triumphed over democracy.

Censorship is an excuse to talk about sex.

The Child is the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Daylight is harsh overhead lighting that is so unflattering to the heavy smoker.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

The Frenchman is a German with good food.

Gay culture is so influential in American culture that, without it, America would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal.

Hobby is abominations, like all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.