Frank DaneThinkers

An Election is a process whereby, if one gets all the fools on one's side, one can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today, and it will set the pace tomorrow.

A Liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa, the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York.

Voting is such that if one gets all the fools on one's side one can be elected to anything. Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Voting is always a compromise — never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

Work is the thing that interferes with golf.