Frank MuirThinkers

A Golf ball is a white object, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and the size of small mandarin orange or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.

Humor is distinguished from win in that wit is a weapon and jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. Humor, by contrast, is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

Humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

The Joke is contrasted with wit and humor in that jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority while wit is a weapon and humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

Marriage is always less romantic than dating. Glances over cocktails that seem to be so sweet don't seem quite so amorous over shredded wheat.

Muesli is a dish that always looks like the sweepings from a better class table.

Preface is an intolerable nuisance which stops you from getting to the main event, like a protracted wedding breakfast.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it..

Wit is a weapon while jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority, and humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.