Frank SinatraThinkers

Abstinence is pitiable, for When a sober person wakes up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Alcohol is man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.

The Angle is attitude.

Baldness is nudism on a higher level.

Dean Martin is a guy who could make a plate of cooked spaghetti seem tense.

Dean Martin is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

Dying is a pain in the ass.

Fame has a strange magnetism. Frank Sinatra could go on stage and make a pizza and they'd still come to watch.

Fear is the enemy of logic.

A Hat is best worn cocked — angles are attitudes.

A Journalist is a man who lies in the sun all day, then goes home to his typewriter to lie some more.