Frank ZappaThinkers

Art is about making something out of nothing and selling it.

College is a place to go if one wants to get laid, and if one wants an education, one should go to the library.

A Composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

A Drugs is not bad, it is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex.

Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

A Mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open.

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods on earth.

Music is important — without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Nuclear war is impossible; there's too much real estate involved.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.