Frederic RaphaelThinkers

An Award is like hemorrhoids... sooner or later, every asshole gets one.

Cambridge is the city of perspiring dreams.

Chess is a game of bloodless sadism and schemed execution.

Eating well is important — great restaurants are like brothels: there is no point in going to them it one intends to keep one's belt buckled.

Fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.

The Novelist is the historian of conscience.

The Restaurant is, when great, nothing but a mouth brothel.

Restaurant is a mouth brothel.

University is a graveyard for bad ideas. When bad ideas have nowhere else to go, they emigrate to America and become university courses.