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Bill Clinton is so horny, when reports circulated that he was giving away his cat, Socks, it was the first time Clinton has ever rejected pussy in his life.

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A Liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which he proposes to pay off with your money.

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The Press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic, just one of those unfortunate things.