fashion

oyster

is tricky. They ought to put expiration dates on clothes so we'll know when they go out of style.

They should put expiration dates on clothes so we would know when they go out of style.

is supposed to enhance sexual performance. If it's not working . . . maybe you're putting them on too soon.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.