Garry TrudeauThinkers

America is the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.

The Commencement speech is a thing invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

The Graduation speech is a genre invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

Satire is inherently unfair. Criticizing the satirist for being unfair is like criticizing a 260-pound noseguard for being physical.