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is not popular; which is understandable; it's bad for the complexion.

Dying is not popular; it has never caught on. That's understandable; it's bad for the complexion.

is overrated --- Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

is like a bad movie. They last too long, they're overacted, and the ending is predictable.

Funerals are like bad movies. They last too long, they're overacted, and the ending is predictable.

is a good thing for old people stay away from. At their age they need all the preservatives they can get.

I personally stay away from health foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get.

is when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

You know you're old when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.