George BurnsThinkers

The 50s (1950s) is the decade when air was clean and sex dirty.

Acting is all about honesty and if one can fake that, they've got it made.

The Barber is someone with all the answers. It's too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are cutting hair.

A Comedian is one who aims for big laughs while a humorist is one who looks for little laughs.

Contribution is relative. Sometimes one's biggest contribution a field is staying out of it.

A Critic is a eunuch at a gang bang.

Family is the very definition of happiness when it is large, loving, caring, close-knit family . . . . in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family . . . In another city.

The Heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

Honesty is at the heart of all acting, and if one can fake that, one's got it made.