George F. WillThinkers

America is as American as apple pie ' frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

American football is entertainment in which the audience is expected to delight in gladiatorial action that a growing portion of the audience knows may cause the players degenerative brain disease.

American football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam.

The Cat is Like a graceful vase, which, even when motionless, seems to flow.

The Cat is an animal whereby the phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

Childhood is frequently a solemn business for those inside it.

Clintonism is a political approach whereby the individual purchases 'security' and pays for it by accepting dependence on the state and hence on the political class.

Conservatism is a movement which defines itself in terms of what it opposes.

Corporate tax is ineffective because they result in a feast of rent-seeking a cornucopia of credits, exemptions and other subsidies conferred by the political class on favored, and grateful, corporations.

Corporate tax is wrongheaded because corporations, one might say, do not pay taxes... rather, they collect them, passing the burden to consumers as a cost of production.

Dementia slowly loosens the sufferer's grip on those unique tokens of humanity, words.

Greed is envy with its sleeves rolled up.