George JesselThinkers

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Public speaking is always to be conducted following this rule of thumb: if you haven't struck oil in your first three minutes, stop boring.

Public speaking is like drilling for oil. If one hasn't struck oil in the first three minutes, one ought to stop boring.

A Toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them.