Gideon WurdzThinkers

Bigamy is a form of insanity in which a man insists on paying three board bills instead of two.

A Cannibal is a heathen hobo who never works, but lives on other people.

The Cigarette is a weed whose smoke, some say, should never be inhaled, and still more insist should never be exhaled.

A Creditor is something with nothing.

Failure is the quickest method known for making money.

Golf is an excuse for carrying unconcealed weapons and a Scotch breath.

History is the evil that men do.

The Hug is a roundabout way of expressing affection.

A Lawyer is one who defends your estate against an enemy, in order to appropriate it to himself.

A Lie is a very poor substitute for the truth but the only one discovered up to date.