Guy SmithThinkers

Bureaucracy is implemented to prevent people from doing stupid things. A side effect is that they also keep people from doing smart things.

A Catechism is a formalized, documented, structured review of Christian teachings. This is the ultimate extension of the principle that even the simplest concept can be expounded upon to create perfect misunderstanding.

Falling in love is different from love like the mechanical design of a bear trap differs from stepping on it.

Love is blind, just as marriage is an eye opener, and divorce is corrective ocular surgery.

The Oyster is not, as often said, an aphrodisiac: this is a ruse by men to make certain sexual favors more palatable to women by the virtue of comparison.

Polygamy is revealing of the dysfunction of monogamy in that a man wants a different woman in his bed every night and a woman can barely stand the same man in her bed once a week.

Rank is representive of both the hierarchy of status for humans and also smelly or odiferous. We routinely observe that people of higher rank become more rank, thus confirming the shared origin of the word.

Religion fails from the start, by trying to conceive of God, who by definition is inconceivable.

Virginity is like rotting food in one's refrigerator: It stinks, is useless, and should be disposed of quickly.