Hal RoachThinkers

Beauty is what a woman has when she looks the same after washing her face.

The Child is an item that has become so expensive, only the poor can afford them.

Christmas is that magical time of the year when all your money disappears.

The Dolphin is animal so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day.

Ireland is a place where you know it's summer when the rain gets warmer.

Judgment Day is God's audit.

Rain is what makes flowers grow - and taxis disappear.

A Restaurant is the only place where people are happy to be fed up.