Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland40 (age) is when life begins but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
A Bachelor is one who has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman while a married man needs only an excuse.
Fatherhood is nothing but the wish to duplicate oneself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
A Fault is a thing man often becomes so accustomed to in himself that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics'.
Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.
Flirtation is less about wanting a man to kiss one, but rather, about wanting a man to want to kiss one.
Love is not that which endures through long years of absence. It is that which endures through long years of living in close quarters.
Lying is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
