atheism

bikini

I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up-they have no holidays.

is tiny --- you'd find more cotton in the top of an aspirin bottle.

I won't say her bathing suit was skimpy, but I've seen more cotton in the top of an aspirin bottle.

is inherenty unfair --- anyone who thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't understand either women or percentages.

Anyone who thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't understand either women or percentages.

is difficult --- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Race track: A place where windows clean people.

is easily dealt with --- if you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.