Herb ShrinerThinkers

Fishing is a simple sport. All one needs is patience and a worm.

The Good old days is a myth — sure, things ain't what they used to be, but in most homes, they never were.

Gossip is distinguished from conversation in that while conversation is when three women stand on the corner talking, gossip is when one of them leaves.

Harmonica is a fine instrument to play once you're big enough to defend myself.